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As most people in the pizza industry know, the quality of pizza is judged purely by the choices of toppings, not by the actual quality of the crust, sauces, or cheeses.
That is why Pizza Cintula is proud to announce its hallmark pizza topping: Pizza.
For example, when ordering one of our deluxe pies, you can say “Hello Good Sir, I would like to order one deluxe deep-dish pie, half laser anchovies, and half thin-crust pizza with sausage.” (All orders must start with a formal greeting, of course. Laser anchovies will be covered in future writing.)
Pizza topping pizza is created by cutting out portions of a sacrificial “pizza topping pizza” whose only purpose is to be used as toppings for other pizza. The cutouts are then scattered about the serving pizza much like other, more traditional toppings. The possibilities are almost endless, as pizza topping pizza can also have additional toppings.
As technology improves, we plan to offer pizza topping pizza topped with pizza topping pizza, allowing for third-order orders such as, “Hello Good Sir, I would like to order one deluxe white pie, half laser anchovies and half thin-crust pizza topped with half pepperoni pizza topping pizza.”
For legal and cheese-conservation reasons, we will not be offering extra cheese pizzas topped with extra cheese pizza topping pizza.
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